Friday, November 14, 2008

Joke Jokes

So, JC and I whiled away some of our free time last night making up silly jokes. The theme for our new jokes was... jokes. Here are a few of them that I can remember. They're mostly lame, but whatever.

Where do you find the jokes at a party?
In the punch line.

What do you call a pregnant joke?
A belly-buster.

Why do jokes love pizza?
It's all about delivery.

How come the handicapped joke was fired?
He wasn't any good at stand-up.

Now it's time for a couple jokes for the mature audience...

What did one joke tell the other during sex?
Haha, Joke's on you.

What did the joke say to get his woman to swallow?
Don't worry, this joke is tasteless.

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